Sunday, March 2, 2014
Authorities have responded to the GULMO CBD storage station in HEIMATAR region, where a despondent and possibly mentally deranged pirate identified as "LHORENZHO" has taken two hostages and has sequestered himself in a locked BIOMASS chamber in the station.
According to local unnamed spokespersons, LHORENZHO went berserk after losing a workers compensation claim against his employer, THE SCREAMING HAYABUSA (SKRMR), an outfit led by notorious pirate MIURA BULL.
Subsequent to the decision being issued the suspect was seen to calmly grab his side arm and requested his personal valet be summoned.
Experts have noted that it is not uncommon for those who have decided to take their own lives to exhibit an almost serene demeanor once the decision has been made and internalized.
The hostages identified as Strhyke Cantaso and Bhane Celesto, are presumably associates of the perpetrator and are said to be in relatively good health.
When brought to the CHAMBER window by Lhorenzho they appeared understandably haggard and tired. Both also appeared to have been subjected to some physical abuse.
Local authorities have verified that the 10 hour timer is running and although the specific timer for LHORENZHO was not shown, it is believed he has activated it as well.
(The photos above were provided by NEW EDEN authorities and close inspection reveals the timers have been activated)
The crime appears to have been pre-planned as the coding for the chamber has been altered and there appears to be no way to deactivate it without the assistance of the BIOMASS chamber developer who has not been located.
The men are locked in and nothing short of an explosion that would severely injure the participants could open the chamber.
New Eden workers compensation officials believe one of Lhorenzho's many contacts in the industry may have tipped him off as to the decision allowing him time to plan his final vendetta.
Lhorenzho has also indicated that an envelope containing a letter is to be opened and read upon his demise, further proof that he has undoubtedly initiated his own timer.
He has demanded that Ava Starfire, Sindel Pellion, and Sugar Kyle be brought to the chamber.
Several persons close to the suspect have stated that he has had a long running infatuation with the sexy trio.
He has also demanded that his workers compensation claim be accepted posthumously and that DEATH BENEFITS and other accrued benefits be paid out to named beneficiaries as specified in the letter he has in his possession in the chamber.
The authorities are working feverishly to meet some of the demands although the busy schedules of the three ladies named apparently makes their appearance virtually impossible.
The decision that ostensibly fomented the eruption in the suspect is provided below.
Corp members of Lhorenzho interviewed have stated that he has been feuding aggressively with SKRMR management, in particular the mercurial MIURA BULL, over pressure to perform on the KILLBOARD.
The aging LHORENZHO was said to be struggling as he worked 20 plus hours a day to maintain a respectable position on the dreaded KILLBOARD, especially in light of the spectacular performances of several new young stars hired by the demanding BULL.
HEIMATAR REGIONAL WORKERS COMPENSATION APPEALS BOARD
Decision and Order
Re: Lhorenzho Villasana Escalante Del Bosque Pena III
The court finds that Lhorenzho is to "Take Nothing".
Of primary utility in the courts decision were a series of Sub-Rosa films provided by the investigative firm CHEATERS, hired by Employer SKRMR (Screaming Hayabusa) to rebut the numerous claims set forth by the complainant.
The undersigned trier of fact reviewed the 8 hours and 23 minutes worth of footage.(some portions of grainy quality were not considered)
Clearly the activities of the claimant as depicted therein call into question his veracity and credibility and his specific and ongoing injury allegations are suspect in toto as a result.
Mr. Villasana was seen in the provided video record, to be participating in a variety of strenuous activities both of a work and recreational nature that render his now clearly preposterous claims for orthopedic and Psychiatric benefits moot and unwarranted.
The court remands the matter back to the district court of jurisdiction for final disposition.
The employer and its insurer are found not liable and are relieved of any liablilty both past, current, and future stemming from claim number 4587-852L as recorded above.
Claimant has the right to file an appeal within 7 days to the NEW EDEN 18th district court of appeals.
Armando Cesar Trinidad Canizales
HRWCAB presiding judge Pro-Tem
ADDITIONAL MATERIALS OF INTEREST
The following may shed some light on the nature of the dispute as it developed.
You have pushed me for the last time BULL.
Unlike some of your new pilots, I will not be taken advantage of by you.
You have something to say to me go through my attorney at least as it pertains to my comp case.
FYI, my doctor has said I cannot be released to return to work for at least a month.
THE WORKERS COMPENSATION FILING
(as provided by Lhorenzho's counsel)
HEIMATAR REGIONAL WORKERS COMPENSATION APPEALS BOARD
APPLICATION FOR ADJUDICATION
Case no: NO CASE NUMBER ASSIGNED (pending)
Venue choice: HEIMATAR
INJURED WORKER (completion of this section is required)
First name: LHORENZHO
Last name: VILLASANA ESCALANTE DEL BOSQUE PENA III
Address: GULMOROGOD VI - MOON 4- CBD STORAGE
Employer Name: THE SCREAMING HAYABUSA (SKRMR)
Employer address: ISHOMILKEN IX - MOON 4 - CHIEF EXECUTIVE PANEL BUREAU
Insurance carrier information(if known and applicable)
Carrier name: Not provided (possibly illegally uninsured)
Carrier address: Unknown
IT IS CLAIMED THAT (complete all relevant information)
1. The injured worker, born 4/12/2007 on Amsen VI - Moon 1 - Science and Trade school, while employed as a(n) PIRATE/GRIEFER/CAPSULEER/ENTREPRENEUR
a specific injury on: 2/26/2014 (OLD EARTH CALENDER SYSTEM)
a cumulative trauma - AND CONTINUING (still employed by SKRMR)
The injury occurred at: In and around BLACK RISE, THE CITADEL, HEIMATAR, METROPOLIS AND OTHER DUTY AREAS AS SPECIFIED BY SKRMR.
(STATE WHICH PARTS OF THE BODY WERE INJURED)
Body part 1: BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM, GASTROINTESTINAL
Body part 2: BILATERAL UPPER EXTREMITIES
Body part 3: CERVICAL SPINE, THORACIC SPINE, LUMBAR SPINE, COCCYX
Body part 4: BILATERAL LOWER EXTREMITIES (DISTAL AND PROXIMAL JOINTS)
Other body parts(attach additional sheets if required): LIBIDO AND GENITO URINARY, INCONTINENCE, COPD symptoms.
THE INJURY OCCURRED AS FOLLOWS:
(Explain what the worker was doing at the time of injury and how the injury occurred)
Employee was working in excess of 100 hours per week.
Corporation ethos created an intense competitive atmosphere where KILLBOARD leaders were lauded and where those lagging statistically were subjected to ridicule and ostracized.
The orthopedic component arose from constant handling and manipulating of space vessel controls and buttons, hangar work, guard duty, cleaning of quarters with toothbrushes, and babysitting the bastard children of Miura Bull.
Stress component is attributed to hostile work environment and exhaustion due to relentless and unmitigated pressure to propel SKRMR to the top of the BATTLECLINIC rankings.
The corporation is currently ranked 4th in all of NEW EDEN and this position is NOT acceptable to the current Screaming Hayabusa management team which has stated publicly that they will reach number 1 or all will die trying!
Numerous CTA's were scheduled with little or no rest periods provided between events.
In particular the "FEED BEBBY" campaign proved particularly damaging to employee.
A stream of young "top gun" types were recruited by Miura Bull to "motivate" the existing membership.
These young hotshots were prone to verbally abusing Lhorenzho and mocking his monthly production.
ACTUAL EARNINGS AT TIME OF INJURY:
Rate of pay$ NOT APPLICABLE:
Pay structure designated as " Piece work" - Pilots were required to be "self sufficient" which translated into you will need to scratch out a living. Membership ostensibly toiled for the glory of MIURA BULL .
(circle one) monthly, weekly, hourly: N/A
THE INJURY CAUSED DISABILITY AS FOLLOWS:
Last day off work due to injury: 02/27/2014 (Old earth calender designations used)
Period of disability: Employee has NOT been released to return to work.
Physician examinations pending (various specialists as medical condition dictates)
Compensation was paid : Yes____ No: x___
total paid: 0
weekly rate(s) : 0 Date of last payment: N/A
furnished by employer:
yes: no: x
name of medical provider or facility: Not provided by employer
OTHER CASES: Numerous companion cases are pending.
In addition there is a serious and willful component that will be addressed by the venue of jurisdiction.
THIS APPLICATION IS FILED BECAUSE OF A DISAGREEMENT REGARDING LIABILITY FOR:
Temporary Disability___x_ Permanent disaxbility__x___ Medical expenses___x___
Rehabilitation__x__ Medical treatment___x___
IS THE APPLICANT REPRESENTED: YES___x_ NO ______
LAW FIRM: Derpantsoff, Thompson, Mendoza, Salazar, Chang, & Hill
Law firm bar number: 42578A - 236
Attorney: Susan Derpantsoff
Address: Heild X - Moon 1 - Pator Tech School
Please note the following: The basis for the Serious and Willful component: Additional documentation will be provided pending discovery.
This is but a single representative sample.
[18:17:43] Lhorenzho > the carpal tunnel will be added to the work comp case so i wouldnt be too celebratory if i were you
[18:18:01] Miura Bull > ahh
[18:18:06] Miura Bull > I have a special file for those
[18:18:14] Miura Bull > it's called the trash can
[18:18:18] Miura Bull > Tongue
Here is some additional documentation that may assist you as you prepare my comp case for trial.
There will be a trial no doubt as I do not see the obstinate BULL agreeing to an equitable settlement.
As you can see even his own right hand man SAINT VOODOO acknowledges that he is jeopardizing my health and the health of the membership in general.
You like the way I got Da BULL to date stamp the communication by tricking him into giving the date?
Like stealing candy from a brutish baby...hee hee.
I think we have a slam dunk case don't you.
See you at the mixer tonight?
There are some other issues I need to discuss with you to include the tactics you might want to consider when you depose that weirdo creep SAINT VOODOO.
Appreciate all your legal help.
P.S. Let's go for a minimum of 70% permanent disability ok? Make sure we get the right mix of liberal doctors that will ensure that level of PD. I need a life pension.
P.P.S. - Fuck that "light duty" option too. Make sure my doctors depict me as a rehab candidate who must be retrained to do another line of work other than this CAPSULEER SHIT!!
Git er done SUE!
cc - transcript
[15:42:33] Lhorenzho > im here for 24 hours straight if need be today. I know thats what you ordered.
[15:43:08] Saint Voodoo > make sure you take your allotted breaks
[15:44:41] Lhorenzho > fucking kestrel slipped away.
[15:44:47] Lhorenzho > dammit
[15:45:06] Lhorenzho > no time for breaks.
[15:45:42] Lhorenzho > you are only grandstanding for the appeals board that will hear my comp case.........
[15:45:52] Lhorenzho > i warned you i was filing
[15:46:17] Lhorenzho > and now the continuing trauma only enhances my utlimate permanent disability level............you gonna pay boy
[15:46:19] Miura Bull > lol
[15:47:52] Lhorenzho > you are continually egging me on to pass DILIUM...................
[15:47:59] Lhorenzho > the relentless push push push
[15:49:02] Lhorenzho > i should say.......to keep ahead of DIL
[15:49:09] Lhorenzho > as he is still eating my dust..........
[15:49:18] Saint Voodoo > yah
[15:49:27] Lhorenzho > you agree Voodoo?
[15:49:41] Lhorenzho > that i am being pushed unmercifully?
[15:49:46] Saint Voodoo > oh yes
[15:49:56] Lhorenzho > with not regard for my health.
[15:50:31] Lhorenzho > thank you. I always pegged you as a sharp one. I dont think you are weird and creepy like some of the other fellas always say
[15:51:03] Lhorenzho > the BULL pushes you too............I know
[15:51:19] Lhorenzho > *slips Voodoo card of attorney
[15:51:53] Lhorenzho > whats the date today again?
[15:52:09] Lhorenzho > February has short day amount right?
[15:52:35] Miura Bull > 28th yeah last day
[15:52:53] Lhorenzho > Voodoo would you be willing to take a deposition?
[15:53:05] Saint Voodoo > hahha
[15:53:10] Lhorenzho > TY for that BULL.
[15:53:18] Lhorenzho > i am being serious son.
[15:53:45] Lhorenzho > the BULL cannot fire you for giving true honest testimony in a work comp case